Balding and hip hop just don't mix

April 23, 2009 by mindwarper   Comments (1)

That's why I get my fix from eatin' Wheaties and Trix!

But they say Trix are for kids, you dumb mofo,

So I'ma have to kick this hair loss to get my mojo,

Back on track! These bitches think I'm wacked!

But I'll show'em when I grow all my hair back!

I'ma put it in a weave, got tricks up my sleeve

That'll make all these fat dumb beeatches believe.

 

So cut the baseline, jiggle your waistline,

I dropped mine so I could act like swine.

And in return what I'm asking fo'

Is a lo pro ho'

And an AAAAAFRO!

 

Word to your mother!